It was a dark and stormy night

We ventured outside the ship

Couldn't see much out there

Seems we're all about to slip

It was the perfect storm

Warm waves crashed against our boat

Hold on for dear life mates

Or you'll fall into the moat

The ship it rocked and rolled

It moved from side to side

What happens to us now?

On this exciting ride

As we struggled for position

To be the first to see

Faint words slipped off my lips

"There's womb for us all to be"

Most of us stopped short

But some had lost control

I couldn't hold them back

They vanished like a mole

The ship it was a sinkin'

Nothin' would remain

Abandon ship I yelled

My voice revealed the strain

My men and I all gathered

Together on the deck

We jumped into the ocean

Submerged up to our neck

Where we go cap'n?

Keep your chin up men!

No tucked tails 'tween your legs!

Be proud to be seamen!